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[underachievement]

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[oorah]

i have to show you something

[underachievement]

Take a picture

[oorah]

[ he couldn't have asked for a better lead-in, honestly. frank takes a dumb selfie and sends her a picture of his freshly clean-shaven face. ]

well?

[ he's pretty sure she never liked the beard. and yet to her credit she never said a direct word (to his face) about it either way. ]

[underachievement]

[ There is no way she could have anticipated how conflicted this makes her feel!!!! ]

Holy shit

[oorah]

should i tape it back on?

[underachievement]

Hell no [ It was the fucking worst, which Jess wasn't shy about vocalizing to anyone BUT him. That would be paying him attention and then the beard wins. Even now, it might be getting the better of her. Shaving as an end unto itself is fine and great, but what if, god forbid, it's for an occasion? ]

But why now?

[oorah]

idk. maybe i thought it would help me get back to real life or something.

[ and maybe he's texting her because it's not really working ]

[underachievement]

[ Oh thank christ. Severe trauma > dinner parties ]

Not that easy, huh
Don't let that encourage you to grow it back

[oorah]

also you hated it so

[underachievement]

I'll miss it like I miss our friendship bracelets

[oorah]

is it sad that i kinda do miss those for real

[underachievement]

Sad isn't the word I'd use
What do you miss about them?

[oorah]

the powers didn't suck

well. except when the ydid

[underachievement]

They were handy in bed

[oorah]

what for pushing me out of it? you can still do that without breaking a sweat

[underachievement]

For giving you a heads up before I push you out of it

[oorah]

careful that was kind of sweet

[underachievement]

Relax. I don't want to break your ribs.
At most, that's just basic human decency

[oorah]

i could sleep on the floor if it'll make you feel better

[underachievement]

Maybe if we still slept together every night
I'll play it case by case, keeping that offer in mind

[oorah]

do you want to? sleep together every night.

[underachievement]

[ suuuch a long three minutes later ]

I didn't mind it

[oorah]

good to know.

but if you want to come over tonight, i know the mutts miss you.

[underachievement]

Yeah I think I can pencil them in
Is there anything I should pick up on the way? [ regardless of if it's needed. there's so much, and they don't have to make any of it themselves, and it's great and hideous, god bless america ]

[oorah]

you eat dinner yet?