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[underachievement]

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[oorah]

ok i will
but shouldn't i test it? make sure it works?

[underachievement]

Not alone.
Can't take your word. [ it could be his. ]

[oorah]

no shit that's why we're collaborating.
what do we do, come up with a safe word?

[underachievement]

[ someone's moody. ]

Or phrase. Something you'd never say.

[oorah]

like this is all your fault ? [ punched himself right in the gut with that one. guess who still feels guilty. ]

[underachievement]

[ yeah well she set that one up for him. he could've done a lot worse. ]

Sure

[ hnnnnngfuck ]

I know none of that was you.

[oorah]

well good
because i don't make horror baskets for just anyone

[ of course maybe this isn't really him either. could be just the fever. yeah, that's it. ]

i'm open to suggestions [ since he'd rather never say something like that to jess again. just remembering it makes him more queasy than he already is. ]

[underachievement]

[ better be that or the red mountain dew again now that he's free to start seeing other trainwrecks. ]

How about 'I was just minding my own business'

[oorah]

ouch

[ or like that would hurt if he weren't fully aware of his own busybodiedness. ]

once a shitmagnet always a shitmagnet

[underachievement]

Am I the shit or the magnet

[oorah]

he's the shit
we're both the magnet

[underachievement]

Should've gone with Claire. [ and Charlie, whoever that is. she's seen the posts: others have gone missing. like the rest of them left behind, Jess assumes wherever they've gone can't be worse than here. ]

[oorah]

yea

[ except that's his luck too. make out with a woman on her first day here and on her last she's injecting him with an experimental drug. #party ]

if you really want me to leave you alone when this is all done i will

[underachievement]

[ are they still suggesting code phrases? ]

Then come up with a new condition because it's never really done.

[oorah]

i'm not gonna leave this for you to deal with on your own
especially not if i'm immune
it's bullshit that kilgrave was ever your responsibility
nevermind round whatever this is plus extra innings here

[underachievement]

[ he loses her at the end there but maybe it's her inability nay unwillingness to follow sports metaphors ]

You've got first dibs.
If you're immune.

[oorah]

[ he's also mixing them like whoa so not on her yet again. he might be going full simpson. even if it's just for one day. ]

OK great
so when are we doing this

[underachievement]

[ not even as a joke, lana ]

After you go to the clinic.

[oorah]

[ danger... zone? where's kenny loggins when you need him ]

i feel fine

[underachievement]

Bullshit.

[oorah]

ok but is it really bullshit if i don't remember what fine feels like
i'll go alright
just
give me a minute

[underachievement]

Fine doesn't exist.
It's universally code for not dealing with something.

[oorah]

i've never had to not fucking deal with anything until i came here
it sucks
i can't wait until that cockholster fucks up again and i can pull out his tonsils through his eyeballs

[underachievement]

[ jesus god she does not want to know how these animals died ]

Go
To
The
Clinic

[oorah]

[ he doesn't torture animALS jESS. just the human equivalent. ]

jesus fuck i'm going