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[underachievement]

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RESIDENCE: UNKNOWN, PRIVATE OCCUPATION: PATROL; OH SHIT

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[oorah]

wouldn't mind knowing myself. but i can't exactly go knock on purpledick's door

[underachievement]

[ good god the names. can't fault them for wasting zero effort on him though. he's worth even less. ]

They carted him out for the meeting.
Knowing them they'll toss up some other bullshit for compulsory attendance soon.

[oorah]

fair enough. i'll keep my eye out. not like he's hard to spot.

[underachievement]

Or you ever sleep.

[oorah]

OK pot
kettle out
unless you have another order for me

[underachievement]

[ it's a flawed idiom. she's not trying to carry the whole kitchen on her back... er, lid. ]

Sorry, you'll have to hit up one of your other fixes.

[oorah]

i don't have other fixes

at least, not ones i take orders from. [ gayyyyyyyyyyyy ]

[underachievement]

[ oof wow ]

Tell me you didn't take up patrol just so you'd still have an excuse for me to boss you around.

[oorah]

what? no. i didn't even know you were patrol.

[ he would make fun of her for keeping it a secret but he had done the same. welp ]

besides i don't need an excuse [ why does nothing ever come out right holy shit ]

[underachievement]

[ good. that he found her address was bad enough. ]

I can't fault you there. [ she would probably still telling people what to do if Kilgrave weren't here, it would just be exclusive to "leave me alone af" ]

[oorah]

[ that's the one order he sucks at and they all know it ]

it's a christmas miracle

[underachievement]

I thought it was winter 2 months ago.

[oorah]

are we still on this? it was fucking thanksgiving when i got here.

you know i never asked you when you are [ on the timeline??? it doesn't super matter but since he now knows they share a world and somehow also a city it's kind of relevant, maybe. ]

[underachievement]

Because why would you?
2016.

[ or. whenever Defenders is, who can figure the timeline, who cares, those people should die ]

[oorah]

[ wait, so she really hasn't figured this out yet? he's being paranoid again. holy fuck. and now he's painted himself into a corner. perfect :') ]

taking a poll

[underachievement]

I thought someone already did that. [ man was she EVER too sober her first month here ]

[oorah]

you didn't answer [ neither had he... obviously. ]

[underachievement]

Because it doesn't matter.
It's not gonna get us back there. [ then. whatevs. ]

[oorah]

no. guess it isn't.

do you wanna go back?

[underachievement]

To where his unwanted ashes are disintegrating in a landfill?
What do you think?

[oorah]

good point. dumb question.

[underachievement]

You?

[oorah]

i don't know. as much of a shithole as this is,i don't want to abandon them. the natives. [ and all the others. faith said he's found a family here-- she wasn't wrong. ]

[underachievement]

[ must be nice. she feels no affinity for the original residents, especially after finding out Kilgrave can't affect them ]

Were you dead? [ because seriously. fuck ev e r y b o d y here ]

[oorah]

nope. i'm bad at dying. at least barring that one incident [ thE ONE tHEY'LL nEVER SPEAK Of ]