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[underachievement]

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RESIDENCE: UNKNOWN, PRIVATE OCCUPATION: PATROL; OH SHIT

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[underachievement]

Here I thought you'd want to get right to campaigning.

[oorah]

maybe i'm starting with you. [ like she votes! he knows so much better. ]

[underachievement]

A fight you can't win. Your favorite.

[oorah]

and you think you don't know my baseline

[underachievement]

So that brings the total to combat instructor, patrolman, full time father figure and now political candidate.
Am I missing anything?

[oorah]

you forgot one [ it's been weighing on him, especially since they ran into each other on patrol. they're from the same world, supposedly, but they don't know each other. he hadn't known of her until david had come here and filled him in. but does she know who he is? that he's the punisher? ]

dog whisperer

[underachievement]

Right. [ yet another impressionable dumb soul to look up to him. whatever could he be trying to make up for. yeah she's getting there. ]
Well seeing as there's no voting age and you could actually win, I need to find out if that injection did anything besides knock you on your ass.

[oorah]

wouldn't mind knowing myself. but i can't exactly go knock on purpledick's door

[underachievement]

[ good god the names. can't fault them for wasting zero effort on him though. he's worth even less. ]

They carted him out for the meeting.
Knowing them they'll toss up some other bullshit for compulsory attendance soon.

[oorah]

fair enough. i'll keep my eye out. not like he's hard to spot.

[underachievement]

Or you ever sleep.

[oorah]

OK pot
kettle out
unless you have another order for me

[underachievement]

[ it's a flawed idiom. she's not trying to carry the whole kitchen on her back... er, lid. ]

Sorry, you'll have to hit up one of your other fixes.

[oorah]

i don't have other fixes

at least, not ones i take orders from. [ gayyyyyyyyyyyy ]

[underachievement]

[ oof wow ]

Tell me you didn't take up patrol just so you'd still have an excuse for me to boss you around.

[oorah]

what? no. i didn't even know you were patrol.

[ he would make fun of her for keeping it a secret but he had done the same. welp ]

besides i don't need an excuse [ why does nothing ever come out right holy shit ]

[underachievement]

[ good. that he found her address was bad enough. ]

I can't fault you there. [ she would probably still telling people what to do if Kilgrave weren't here, it would just be exclusive to "leave me alone af" ]

[oorah]

[ that's the one order he sucks at and they all know it ]

it's a christmas miracle

[underachievement]

I thought it was winter 2 months ago.

[oorah]

are we still on this? it was fucking thanksgiving when i got here.

you know i never asked you when you are [ on the timeline??? it doesn't super matter but since he now knows they share a world and somehow also a city it's kind of relevant, maybe. ]

[underachievement]

Because why would you?
2016.

[ or. whenever Defenders is, who can figure the timeline, who cares, those people should die ]

[oorah]

[ wait, so she really hasn't figured this out yet? he's being paranoid again. holy fuck. and now he's painted himself into a corner. perfect :') ]

taking a poll

[underachievement]

I thought someone already did that. [ man was she EVER too sober her first month here ]

[oorah]

you didn't answer [ neither had he... obviously. ]

[underachievement]

Because it doesn't matter.
It's not gonna get us back there. [ then. whatevs. ]