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[underachievement]

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[oorah]

okay.

do you want to meet my people? [ because he hadn't thought about it either, but... like curtis would love her. they could work up to the ridiculous perfection that was the liebermans. ]

[underachievement]

As what? Your girlfriend? [ no one's actually said it yet. and technically they still haven't. ]

[oorah]

[ oh... fuck. he really did play himself, this time. he stares at his phone for several minutes. is jess his girlfriend? does she want to be? ]

would that be so bad?

[underachievement]

Not if it's just the two of us. [ telling a bunch of people about it is where the panic starts to set in ]

[oorah]

[ he feels so much relief at reading those words. he really is in trouble here, but if he just keeps ignoring it that's fine right? healthy, even. ]

i really like when it's just the two of us anyway.

[underachievement]

[ her too, on both the relief and the trouble. except Jess is certain she's the trouble ]

Good.
Me too.

[oorah]

good [ ugh seriously why does his heart always feel like it's going to explode when she says things like that. ]

it's just that you're important to me
and so are they
so it feels inevitable or something

[ the two pieces of his life he keeps trying to keep separate. it also feels cruel when sarah's like, constantly asking if he has a girlfriend and he has to keep dodging. ]

[underachievement]

[ hers feel like bubblewrap being twisted to burst, and also the bubbles are full of blood ]

That's not what feels inevitable when someone's important to me.

[oorah]

[ sigh jess sometime s he likes to play a game where they pretend they're real people thanks for ruining it for him ]

you're right
i'm sorry
it doesn't matter
i'm being dumb
also i owe you a bottle of whiskey

[underachievement]

[ it's what she does ]

Its fine I didn't pay for that one.
Unrelated: We're not going back to that dive down from your place.

[oorah]

okay

what did you get kicked out for

oh
wait
i get it

[underachievement]

It made sense at the time.

[oorah]

a lot of things do when you're shitfaced

[underachievement]

I'll get shitfaced again. [ it's not a threat, it's just what she's going with to finally disclaim that things won't necessarily get any easier ]

[oorah]

like i've ever minded you getting shitfaced
speaking of
want to hold my hair back later

[underachievement]

Depends.
Are you a fun drunk?

[oorah]

i don't know
hey red am i a fun drunk
wait
i think he left

[underachievement]

[ that explains a lot, for once. ]

How later is later?

[oorah]

why
did you get a better offer?

[underachievement]

Just wondering how long you plan on being fun.

[oorah]

i could plan to keep being fun if you came over

[underachievement]

You need me to pick up a refill on the way there?

[oorah]

depends on how fun you want me to be

let's go with yes [ since most of it will be for her like always ]

[underachievement]

I'll tell you when I'm on my way

[oorah]

ok

i missed you [ he's settling into that fuzzy drunk state where everything is sunshine & rainbows sorry not sorry ]