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midnight texts you I DONT NEED A MEME TO DO IT EITHER

[oorah]

[ he's been drinking with matt so blame him for this shit. seriously BLAME HIM. frank has nothing to do with it. ]

would you play poker with me red and elektra
hypothetically
malcolm could be our fifth

[underachievement]

Maybe if you pick a different fifth

[oorah]

i thought you liked him
how about your sister?

[underachievement]

I do. I like my sister even more.
Meaning she's off the table too.

[oorah]

fine
but you'd come?
to poker

[underachievement]

Sure I'll take Matt's money

[ double dates are so far outside this earthly realm as she experiences it, it hasn't entered into her mind ]

[oorah]

good
he deserves it

[underachievement]

Yeah one question
What the hell is Elektra doing there? [ thx again for sucking, Defenders ]

[oorah]

those two are making another go of it
thought you knew

[underachievement]

I don't ask, he doesn't tell [ especially about the D word ]
I guess I can't throw stones

[oorah]

do we live in a glass house now?

[ he kind of digs that it's even being acknowledged SO he'll take it ]

[underachievement]

[ the careful reader will note she said "shouldn't" and not "won't" ]

Here's a better question
Why do they think I'm coming?

[oorah]

because i asked you to

[ wait ]

is that bad?

[underachievement]

[ no? yes?! she's never done friend/bf crossover. like if she's gonna introduce him to Trish why doesn't she just go make up some Save The Dates right now, ok freak calm down, thats the upside to widowers ]

Do they know?

[oorah]

red doesn't
elektra guessed

[ welp???? it's not like he fucking knows either. ]

[underachievement]

[ as weird as it is, Elektra does.... seem cool about stuff. ]

Not like he won't do his creepy heart rate monitor thing. [ which he could do to win poker too but if he feels like ~charitably throwing it she's fine exploiting his desperate loneliness. This ain't that ]

[oorah]

look
it was just a stupid idea
the guy's drunk in my kitchen talking about me taking up golfing
don't worry about it

[underachievement]

[ well now the only thing more mortifying than doing it is not doing it ]

I said I'll go.

[oorah]

[ yikes!!!! ] okay

i'll tell him

[underachievement]

[ Jess talks herself down, reasoning that Matt and/or Elektra knowing doesn't change anything. they can both keep a secret; more importantly they're individually and combined a trainwreck also. plus oh yeah she's being a hypocrite ]

It's fine. I talk about you with Trish sometimes.
I call you Jack.

[oorah]

[ jack. ] is that why she can't come to poker

if i had used a stupid name maybe elektra wouldn't have guessed. she won't tell anyone anyway.

[underachievement]

[ 50% of it anyway ] Yes. And she knows all my tells.

[oorah]

[ wait ] do i have to pretend to be jack when i meet your sister for real?

[ not if because he's thinking this is a given now that they're hanging with friends together??? whoops. he'll do it btw get him a nametag ]

[underachievement]

[ whoa there soldier man ]

I don't know. I haven't thought about it.

[oorah]

[ it's only after he gets his reply back that he realizes how presumptuous that was. it's not like jess has met his defacto brother or the adorable family he pretends to be a part of. shit, he hates reality sometimes. ]

are you thinking about it now?